Ashes 2015
England’s Recent Bowling Blues
April 25th 2015
There has been plenty of criticism of Chris Jordan overnight
for not threatening to take Test wickets, but compare him with recent
performances by his colleagues and you will see a different picture. Apart from
Ben Stokes, who can't buy a wicket, they are pretty similar over their last
seven innings, albeit covering different time periods. All have played the same
mix of ODIs and Tests in these seven innings (3 ODIs, followed by 4 Test
innings), so we are cheating a little, but not very much:
Jordan: 1-33, 2-59, 2-13, 1-46, 1-48, 2-65, 0-41 this year.
Stokes: 0-36, 0-28, 0-21, 0-64, 0-50, 1-66, 0-34 since
November.
Broad: 0-67, 1-52, 1-18, 2-67, 1-61, 4-61, 1-23 since March.
Anderson: 0-48, 2-45, 1-18, 2-67, 2-72, 2-47, 1-27 since
March
The lesson
for Ben Stokes is that, if he wants to keep his place in the side, he badly
needs some runs. In contrast, Chris Jordan has 19 wickets in 7 Tests at a
mid-30s average: without ever seeming to perform. Jordan is taking regular
wickets and is well ahead of a certain Andrew Flintoff at the same stage of his
England career.
[Ps: Jordan
now has 20 wickets at 36.2 at the conclusion of the Test, as well as averaging
21.9 with the bat. After 7 Tests, Andrew Flintoff had 6 wickets at 50.7 and
averaged 17.3 with the bat.]
Jimmy Anderson Kick-starts the Series
April 28th 2015
Before the start on the fifth morning you would have got long odds on an England win. There was even the sneaking suspicion that the West Indies might be safe by Tea, possibly somewhat earlier, declare and embarrass England severely in the final session. While a West Indies win looked impossible unless they were bowled out and then England collapsed chasing a modest target, most fans and pundits seemed resigned to a bore draw. Either way, if the West Indies – who have shown more grit in the series than anyone expected – got through the new ball, the match was dead.
However, Sir
Geoffrey, who is nothing if not a wise old bird (despite staking his mortgage
on an England win, chasing 140 against Pakistan in the UAE), suggested that
there was still a Calypso Collapso in this West Indian side. Who was right? The
cynics would say that it took a vintage performance from an old-stager against
dire opponents to force the win and so was hardly a tea performance to boast
about, but then how often do games turn out that way? Once Jimmy Anderson made
the breakthrough Chris Jordan got rid of the saviour of Antigua – Jermaine
Blackwood and Moeen Ali did what a good spinner is paid to do and mopped-up the
tail with minimal fuss.
It was as awful
collapse as it was unexpected, in which wickets came in bunches. 22 runs from
the first six overs without alarm before the new ball did for Brathwaite. That
though only brought in Chanderpaul, the Caribbean equivalent of Rahul “the
Wall” Dravid – 26 balls, 14 runs, almost all from the other end, then Anderson
to Chanderpaul and it was “thanks for catch, Captain!” Eleven dots balls and a
single, Anderson to Samuels and the other batsman not out overnight was gone
too.
However, in Antigua,
England had been further along and then saw how Blackwood scored a century to
snuff out their hopes. 28 balls of relative quiet, 18 runs added. Is Blackwood
going to do it again? Jordan now on, so surely the pressure is being released.
Loose shot. Anderson stretches (just as well that he’s a big lad). Wonderful
catch. Thanks very much. Jordan has removed the biggest remaining threat.
Surely the West Indies have nothing left?
Tension rising. 9
fairly uneventful balls. Push into the covers. Silly run. Anderson swoops. Oh!
Mr Holder! The West Indian coach might have been on to the fourth umpire to
check that that there was only one Jimmy Anderson on the field of play, as he
would have been justified in suspecting that Anderson clones had sneakily substituted
for the seemingly missing Stokes and Moeen Ali.
Dinesh Ramdin knows
how to hold a bat. He has four Test centuries and two more in ODIs and, with
Kemar Roach, again began to build a partnership. With an average of 9 in Tests
(and FC average of 10), Roach is no great shakes with the bat, but seven overs
went by, 22 precious runs and time being eaten up. Nervous fans were thinking
“surely they can’t escape again?” Get through to lunch, then half an hour more
after and the time-runs equation would start to become an issue.
On came Moeen in
partnership with Joe Root. Moeen was so erratic in the first innings that the
wisdom of picking him on the back of just 8 overs for Worcestershire looked
more than open to doubt. Moeen though seems to infect opposing batsmen with
madness. With probably only 7 balls to go to lunch, Roach slogged, Anderson
caught and England were through. Bizarre!
Still the West
Indians hung around. 25 runs, almost ten overs and Ramdin and Bishoo were
beginning to make themselves a nuisance. England kept plugging away. Straight
full toss from the Bearded Terminator, Ramdin misses and is exterminated, but
not before making the sort of review that would
make Stuart Broad drool: middle stump, half way up – hard to get any
deader. Two balls later another straight one and the Bearded Terminator had
cleaned-up the tail.
An obvious question
is how much this win is worth. After one England Test win in the recent past,
one Internet forum poster just suggested sarcastically “OBEs all round”. There
is no question that beating Australia will be a tad tougher than beating the
West Indies, but you have to start somewhere. Only a few weeks ago, fans and
some local pundits were licking their lips at the thought of England losing in
the Caribbean, as they had in 2009. There have been plenty of comments that the
West Indies are fired-up and looking forward to winning the series and ramming
a few patronising comments down England throats.
However, having lost
all five Tests in Australia and drawn all three in New Zealand the previous
winter and the final Test in India, England have lost or drawn their last 10 away
Tests (D5, L5) before Grenada. After a run like that, a win, any win is good
news. The fact that it was hard-fought on a flat pitch where almost everyone
expected a draw will do wonders for England morale. The aim is to get on a little
bit of a run of form before playing Australia. The question is, can England
kick on from this result? There are just three more Tests to get the formula
right.