Ashes 2015
For My Next Trick
May 26th 2015
For three days the
Obituary writers have been working on their drafts for Alistair Cook. England
hopelessly off the pace, being brutally pushed around by a team that has only
beaten them eight times in Test history and that has lost 7 of its last 8 Tests
in England over three tours. The New Zealand new ball bowling was more
incisive. The New Zealand batting was positive and brutal.
At 403-3 on Day 3,
with New Zealand already ahead and then, again, at 470-5, with the lead growing
and again two set batsmen at the crease you could only wonder about just how
much this New Zealand side has progressed in the last few years on such limited
resources. Most pundits thought that the last two days would turn into a fight
to avoid an innings defeat. Even when the tail crumbled, it seemed too little
too late: after all, apart from Ricky Ponting’s Australians, how many sides
come back from a deficit of 134 in the first innings? When England fell to 25-2
in under 8 overs, the spectre of the match not going into a fifth day was all
too real.
Occasionally though you
get a moment that defies logic, or a player who suddenly turns things around so
that the whole tenor of a game changes. At Headingley in 1981 it was Ian Botham
who supplied the impulse and Bob Willis who took advantage, although it was
actually Graeme Dilley who set up Botham’s fightback by starting to fling the
bat with great effect to the tune of a murderous 56. Here it was Ben Stokes’s
fastest hundred for England since Jessop in 1902 and, to boot, the fastest ever
hundred at Lord’s. However, as Botham’s innings at Headingley would never have
happened without Graeme Dilley’s knock, Ben Stokes’s would not have happened
without Joe Root. While a gloriously revived Alistair Cook blocked-off one end,
accumulating slowly, Joe Root started to counter-attack in a marvellous innings
of 84. Root, with 98 and 84 missed out on a century twice in the match but, in
both innings, was the heart of the England fightback from a desperate position.
This was England's Headingley 1981 moment. Will it produce such a glorious turnaround in fortunes as that one did?
Back in 2012,
Australia found a desperate, prodding Root who had been promoted to open when
clearly not ready for it technically. This Joe Root is definitely a different
proposition; he looks set to put attacks to the sword for years to come. Root
though, just set the stage for Ben Stokes to follow up his first innings 92. By
the time he had departed, 26.3 overs later, New Zealand were in full retreat
and the momentum in the game had changed irreversibly.
Even a strategic
collapse on the last morning worked in England’s favour. If Alistair Cook had
had to make a declaration it would, inevitably, had come shortly before lunch
and would have been necessarily conservative: no one would have forgiven
Alistair Cook for losing a match that should have been safe, especially in a
two-match series. Instead, 429-6 became 478ao in just 11 overs. New Zealand certainly
had a sniff if they got a good start, but that was probably their undoing: when
batting for a draw should have been easy, the New Zealand approach was to
chase the runs even when 8-down and heading for a heavy defeat. Any thoughts of
winning should have been ended when they were 0-2 after 7 balls and then 12-3
in the 6th over. While Jimmy Anderson made the initial breakthrough,
Stuart Broad steamed in and did what this detractors say that he never does: decapitate
the innings with the new ball.
From then on it was
a matter of keeping up the pressure. Even so, there was a possibility that New
Zealand could frustrate the bowlers, but then it was Alistair Cook’s day, every bowling change seemed to work: with
Williamson and Watling re-building and, at the same time, keeping the required
run rate well under control, there was a danger that the situation could slip
out of England’s control. With nothing match happening after lunch, Ben Stokes
was given a fairly new ball and instructions to let it go fast. Nine balls
without conceding a run and then, after two absolute jaffas to set up Kane
Williamson, an outside edge and into the safe hands of Joe Root. Next ball,
McCullum was bowled and you sensed that it was all over provided that England
maintained their focus.
Incredibly, Watling
and Corey Anderson kept attacking and the hundred partnership came in 136
balls. At this stage New Zealand were still thinking of winning and, in doing
so, giving the bowlers a chance. In such circumstances it is just a matter of
when the mistake comes. At 168-5 New Zealand were getting back to parity; at
174-7 an end was open. Even then, Tim Southee kept hitting as if he wanted to
knock off the runs quickly and get out for a celebratory drink before the
crowds arrived.
Even with the last
pair at the wicket and play deep into the last hour, the calypso cricket
continued when some serious blocking was indicated: how many times in this
situation do you see the last man caught at third man from an attacking stroke?
Positive cricket is one thing, but New Zealand seemed incapable of coming out of
IPL mode to save a Test that should never have been lost. It was brainless.
This Test has
produced a host of astonishing numbers and comparisons:
·
The highest
aggregate in a Test in which all 40 wickets have fallen since 1930.
·
This was only the 14th
time that a side has scored 500 in the 1st innings of a Test and lost.
·
This was the 10th
highest losing 1st innings score and the highest ever by New
Zealand.
·
Remarkably, seven of
the 14 instances of a side scoring 500 in the 1st innings and losing
have come since December 2003, two of them in consecutive Tests in 2006.
·
Previously, New
Zealand’s highest losing 1st innings score had been 433 v Australia at
Christchurch in 2005.
·
This was the fifth
time that England had conceded 500 in the 1st innings and won
(although one of the these was the famous forfeited Test).
·
In the 2006 Pakistan
series, Pakistan scored 538 in the 1st innings at Headingley and 504
in the 1st innings at The Oval and lost both matches.
Certainly, Ben
Stokes looks a different player since moving up to #6 and a better bowler with
Paul Farbrace giving him a clearly defined role to bowl quickly. And Alistair
Cook looks a better captain with a more balanced attack and is scoring runs for
fun again.
However, not all is well.
The top order failed twice in the Test, falling to 25-2 in both innings (and, in
the 1st innings, to 30-4). Adam Lyth managed just 7 and 12 and now
has just two more innings to “bed in” before the Ashes. Moeen Ali does not look
like a strike bowler at the moment, although his last four Test innings have
been 58, 8, 58 & 43, allaying some concerns about his batting. And the
bowling attack looked singularly toothless for long periods as New Zealand accumulated
on Day 2 and early in Day 3.
Certainly, New
Zealand let England off the hook three times in the Test and batted in a remarkably
cavalier fashion when they should have been able to save the Test had they
buckled down. It is hard to imagine that Australia will be so accommodating.
However, it was a remarkable win. In the morning a disgruntled fan told
CricInfo that the difference between a mediocre side and a good side was that the
latter sees an opportunity and seizes it, suggesting that England would let the
game slide into an aimless draw instead of going out to win: no one can say
that England did not seize theirs.
The sides move to
Headingley on Friday with England guaranteed at least a shared series. Five
days ago that would have seemed like riches beyond belief.
You've had a blog all this time and I didn't foul the pages? Shame on me.
ReplyDeleteNew Zealand: as badly overhyped as England were when we were Number One. This apparent magical run since B-Mac took over the captaincy has mostly involved success against poor sides. Outside of the 1-1 draw against Pakistan in the UAE (a decent result but one with no Ajmal; Pakistan are a far weaker side without him), there's nothing that great. No games against Australia, couldn't beat England in 2013 or now, got trounced by an innings in two Tests in South Africa, no games against Australia.
Bmac's captaincy started in January 2013. Since then his WLD record reads 8-7-8 in 23 Tests. Cook's in the same periods goes 10-8-8 in 26 Tests. So the Kiwi genius skipper has a record that's really no better than the England chap who, if you should make a heinous mistake and listen to Warne for too long, has all the innovative expression of damp cardboard? Media pundits, you make oi laugh!
Williamson, B-Mac, and Watling are the real backbone of that team. Losing Jimmy Neesham to injury weakened the batting as Anderson isn't up to his standards with the bat at Test level and could well be weaker with the ball. They have struggled as we have to find a consistent opening pair. The backup bowling is ordinary. Henry bowled well first up but Wagner and Bracewell are honest bowlers, nothing special, and Milne is still finding his way. Craig wasn't a disappointment to me as this is how he's bowled since debut, a few top deliveries, a bit of rubbish, and not a huge amount of control. Those flaws were largely covered up in part by the huge scores NZ have racked up over the last two years and because they had Williamson's chucky off-breaks as a more than useful second spinner until he got hauled up in front of the scientists.
This isn't to say that England don't have issues. They need to cement an opener alongside Cook. The reserve wicketkeeper role needs to be defined (I'd still love Steven Davies to come in as I'm no Bairstow fan). Establishing our reserve bowlers is key.
I'll defend Moeen. I've heard loads about how he isn't a strike bowler: his current strike rate in Tests is better than that of Harris, Garner, Hadlee, Johnson, and Holding.
http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/283274.html
I thought he bowled well at Lords in the first innings. When he got tap in the second, he came back. One aspect he does have is that he gets tailenders out, something England have struggled with for a long time. He may never be the frontline offie we need but right now he is the best we have. Adam Riley's not started this season well, Kerrigan is still a work in progress, Scott Borthwick is virtually a part-time bowler, and Rashid... also remember Moeen hasn't yet played a whole year of Test cricket. In development terms, he's one raw lil' monkey and really he's far exceeded all expectations.
Before Lords, Mo had played 9 Tests. Compare his record to these two dudes after they'd played 9 Tests:
Moeen - 28 wickets at 29.50, SR - 50.50
Warne - 21 wickets at 37.83, SR of 75.
Murali - 36 wickets at 29.05, SR of 67.9.
Not bad company then!