The Unstoppable Mitch & Ryan Show

 

 

Cricket 2014

 

Australian Turnaround

 

February 15^th 2014

 

 

So much for Australia having a rude shock in South Africa. Their top order batting remains fragile, but that becomes irrelevant when the middle and lower order triple and quadruple the score and the Australian bowling, led by an unstoppable Mitch Johnson, continues to be devastating. Suddenly, England’s performance in Australia does not look quite so bad.

England’s problems have been well documented. Jimmy Anderson and Stuart Broad were making breakthroughs with the new ball, but Graeme Swann’s problems and the lack of threatening support bowling saw Australia recover time and again and, the England batting failed to give their bowlers time to recover from their efforts. The wise looked at South Africa’s powerful batting line-up and relentless bowling and saw that things would be different. Well, they have not been.

It is like looking at the Ashes again: Australia 24-2, 98-4 and looking in trouble? Trouble? In comes Steve Smith, scores a century, this time it is Shaun Marsh who supports him with another and they put on 233 together. A clatter of wickets and you think that South Africa could just regain the momentum by ripping out the lower order but, no, Johnson and Harris put on valuable runs and see Australia almost up to 400. Poor start for South Africa, who start to recover and back comes Mitch Johnson… It has followed the pattern of the Ashes Tests line by line, right down to the total disintegration of the South African fielding in the second innings.

South Africa have barely managed as many runs in their two innings as Australia managed in their first after being put in on a lively pitch and, suddenly, are full of doubts and being questioned. Sound familiar? You look at how the South Africans have fallen apart and wonder whether or not there is any way that they can avoid a 3-0 whitewash. There are similar questions to the ones England were asked. People are saying that there is no steel to the side without the multi-faceted contribution of Jacques Kallis with bat, ball and in the field. And Graeme Smith looked clueless and unable to stop his side’s slide having given Australia first use of a pitch that deteriorated rapidly, although the South African effort in the field in the second innings was so poor that Australia’s batsmen still racked up the runs almost without being inconvenienced in the slightest.

What is the change? Take a look back to the 4^th Test last summer where, at Chester-le-Street, Australia disintegrated to defeat having looked in the box seat. Ryan Harris was bowling high ‘80s, with the occasional ball close to, or a fraction over 90mph. He was no faster than Stuart Broad and even Jimmy Anderson was matching him on the speed gun in the first innings. Move forward to Centurion: Ryan Harris was ramping it up to over 94mph – Mitch Johnson had a higher average speed, but the fastest ball of the first innings came from Ryan Harris. Having Mitch Johnson at the other end has added 5mph – that is 8km/h) to Ryan Harris – who has gone from a decent quick, to being just as nasty as anyone in world cricket. Last summer England knew that when they saw off Ryan Harris and the new ball what would follow would relieve the pressure. Now, first England’s and then South Africa’s batsmen have discovered that the pressure is relentless from both ends and that, even if they see off Mitch Johnson – which they are not managing – Ryan Harris is a far faster and nastier proposition than before to support him. With Peter Siddle now relegated to first change, where he makes a far greater contribution than he could with the new ball, keeping things tight and maintaining the pressure while Harris and Johnson rest.

The change in Mitch Johnson is even more remarkable than the one in Ryan Harris. He was capable of great spells and great matches, but would always return quickly to bowling with all the control of a spray gun, but none of the threat. After his return in the ODIs in England, the ODIs in India, the Ashes and now the series against South Africa, he has sustained threat, hostility and accuracy for longer than anyone could have imagined possible and has transformed Australia. While he continues to do it and Ryan Harris acts as his sidekick, Australia are proving unstoppable.

Time To Move On

 

 

Cricket 2014

 

Oh India!

 

February 9^th 2014

 

Despite the fact that the aftermath of the disastrous 2013/14 Ashes series is still ripping English cricket apart, it is time to move on. Same Blog. New title.

England too will have to move on, sooner or later. However, the news that Stuart Broad wanted KP in his T20 squad, but was overruled has ensured that the story will not die yet. After losing 3-0 to Australia and with the side going through a period of deep soul-searching, one fears that England’s World T20 campaign may be short, brutal and do little to quell debate.

Meanwhile, there has been some actual cricket elsewhere. Bangladesh v Sri Lanka and New Zealand v India. Not exactly series to set pulses racing, apart from the fact that you have the world’s two largest cricket publics involved.

Any side, apart from Zimbabwe, that plays Bangladesh expects a whitewash. Bangladesh at home though are becoming much harder to beat and have shown it, albeit on a pitch that has broken bowlers’ hearts. Things were so much in favour of Kumar Sangakkara that his massive innings of 319 was actually used to criticise him. A match that produced 59 runs per wicket and in which only seven second innings fell in almost two full days of play on Days 4 and 5 is not exactly riveting.

What was fascinating was the debate about the delayed declaration. At Tea on Day 4 Sri Lanka were 356 ahead and many fans wanted Angelo Matthews to declare there and then, arguing that the lead was already enough and that Sri Lanka were being negative in prolonging the game. Had Angelo Matthews pulled out then he would have challenged Bangladesh to score 357 in a minimum of 120 overs. Having survived 120 overs in their 1^st innings and scored well over 400, Matthews decided that, with batting seemingly getting easier and not harder, that he was not keen to offer Bangladesh a real chance to win a match against a Big Eight team and throw away the series win into the bargin.

In the end, Sri Lanka gave themselves 98 overs to knock over the opposition reasoning that if they could not do it in 98 overs, they would be unlikely to in 110.

As it turns out, events proved Matthews absolutely right. Bangladesh ended on 271-3 and would have fancied their chances of chasing down 357 with an extra 20 overs to bat.

Bangladesh can infuriate. They can be worse than dreadful, especially away from home, but the evidence that they are moving forward is undeniable.

With South Africa a consolidated leader in the ICC Test rankings, their two closest challengers over the last year, England and India are both falling away. England needed to win the series by at least two clear Tests just to maintain the distance. A 5-0 defeat has seen Australia leap over England into third in the rankings, although there has to be a feeling that the huge failings that people (including Australians) were seeing in Australian cricket a few months ago have only been papered over by this win and that the series in South Africa may produce a rude shock or two because the side suddenly thinks that it is a lot better than it is really.

India have gone south – literally – heading to New Zealand with the feeling that their renovated side really is a bit special and the opposition is only New Zealand. Barring a brain-fade on the 3^rd day when, despite a lead of over 300 and the Indian batsmen looking as out of place as a pork butcher at a Bar Mizbah, Brendon McCullum did not enforce the follow-on and saw his side rolled-over so cheaply that it brought India back into the match, New Zealand dominated the match.

India were set 407 to win and a lot of fans thought that New Zealand had thrown the match away. It beggars belief! Only three times in 2118 Tests has a target this large been chased, yet there were pundits saying seriously that T20 cricket had changed the way that these things are done and that 400 is no longer frightening.

I was speechless as, with India less than half way to their target, New Zealand fans were writing the match off totally as an embarrassing defeat. India were batting well, but you knew that it would only take a wicket to change things. At 222-2, things did look promising for India, but the new ball was coming and 222-2 was soon 270-6. India still got closer than they should have to a stunning win, but people who have been following cricket for years and know a little of its history should have known better. If a side is capable of chasing over 400 in the 4^th innings to win a Test, that is a quick stunning feat and one that happens just once every few decades.

India’s quest to put up any kind of serious opposition away from the sub-continent, continues. In the last two years India’s away record is P11 W0 D1. That is diabolically bad. Despite England’s struggles away in the last two years, they did manage to win in India and draw series in Sri Lanka and New Zealand. Indian fans seem to be in denial about this and argue that the opposition cheats by serving up greentops, without realising that it is Indian’s fame of performing badly if there is the slightest life in the pitch that makes sides use this tactic. One Indian fan even argued heatedly that playing cricket on grass is not natural.

The Shockwaves Continue

 

 

Ashes 2013/14

 

Ghostly echoes of 2009

 

February 4^th 2014

 

The aftershocks from the disastrous Ashes tour continue. The Australians were not displeased to have destabilised England to the point of seeing Trott and Finn sent home and Graeme Swann into retirement. The Test series ended with rumours that, in an eerie echo of 2009, the coach had said “either he goes or I go”. Back in 2009, Peter Moores was sacked as England coach and Kevin Pietersen as England captain just two weeks before a tour to the Caribbean. England’s results had been depressing for several years and, rather than address the decline seen at the end of Duncan Fletcher’s reign, Peter Moores just seemed to make it worse. However, the killer was a massive personality clash between coach and captain that, rather than finishing one of the two, ended in a case of Mutual Assured Destruction.

Emergency captain – Andrew Strauss, who had just barely saved his England career in New Zealand – temporary coach and shot out for 51 to lose the 1^st Test and the series. Three months later, an Australian side who suddenly thought that England would be soft opposition, as in 2006/07, received a rude shock. By a happy chance England got the captain who they should have appointed in 2006 and the coach that they had needed desperately to harness the available talent. England would love to think that Mutual Assured Destruction (2014 version) will end as happily.

In an eerie echo of what happened five years ago, first the coach has gone and now Kevin Pietersen too, although this time not the same day. Pietersen will not be considered either for the limited overs tour of the Caribbean, or the World T20. In short, his career is over.

Much has been made of the fact that he was England’s leading runscorer in Australia, although he had a poor series, passing fifty just twice and averaging under 30, which was still five more than his captain averaged, while only Michael Carberry faced more balls in the series.

There are plenty of comments that Kevin Pietersen batted irresponsibly in Australia – not that many of the others have anything to boast about in that respect – and that he had been a divisive influence in the dressing room. However, no one has come forward with any details of what he did that was so destabilising to the team. When Andrew Flintoff was relieved of the captaincy in 2006, we heard the grisly details of his drunken exploits in a pedalo. During the textgate scandal, we found out probably more than we wanted to about KP’s texting. Now, we hear nothing apart from an unconfirmed report in an Australian newspaper (not above a little mischief-making, as we have seen) that Cook and Pietersen had a heated row in the members’ bar at the SCG on the eve of the 5^th Test – not the sort of place where you can have a discrete blazing row without anyone other than an Australian journalist finding out!!

It is fair enough that changes need to be made and that some unpleasant decisions have to be taken, but singling out one player without explaining why is hardly going to make things better.

The sound that you can hear is of twenty three million Australians laughing themselves sick as English cricket rips itself apart…

A Fitting End To An Awful Tour

 

 

Ashes 2013

 

A fitting end

 

February 2^nd 2014

 

It was singularly fitting that such a catastrophic tour should end in such a lamentable fashion. After throwing away the first T20, the second was one-sided and the third a miserable massacre. When a flurry of Australian wickets fell around 130 the BBC text commentator suggested that it was feared that Australia already had more than enough. He was right. England’s chase was so shambolic that it neatly summed up the tour.

That the tour has only claimed one victim so far – Andy Flower has finally accepted that his position has become untenable – but there will be more. The good news in this tour has been strictly limited, but the emergence of Chris Jordan has been one piece. Having finally made his T20 debut, Chris Jordan delivered the short  of bowling spell that has been so sadly lacking so far. Unfortunately it coincided with Ben Stokes and Jade Dernbach having the sort of nightmare that has become habit with England’s bowlers. For all his success in the Tests, Ben Stokes is far from the finished article and is demonstrating it. Today he could not be trusted with a full spell of four overs. Jade Dernbach’s continued presence in the England set-up frustrates England supporters more than anything else. While his ODI performances have been, to put it politely, disappointing, he has been more consistent in T20 and, although he news brings snorts of disbelief, is one of the most successful bowlers in the world in T20. However, a final over from him that went for 26 put the final nail in the England coffin, with only a brilliant stop from Luke Wright limiting the damage to only 26.

It was a pity because Stuart Broad and Chris Jordan did their jobs with a combined 8-0-53-4. Dernbach, Stokes and Root – who took Stokes’s final over – went for a combined 8-0-98-1. Twenty overs of the former would have limited Australia to under 140, probably fewer. Twenty overs of the latter would have seen Australia pass 250.

Back in 2003, a disastrous start to the South Africa  Tests, combined with Michael Vaughan’s successful tour of Australia and ODI captaincy made him the obvious candidate to take over. Right now, the Alistair Cook – Andy Flower combo have lost the Tests 5-0. Alistair Cook and Ashley Giles in combo have lost the ODIs 4-1 and Stuart Broad and Ashley Giles together have lost the T20s 3-0. It is hardly a strong case for Ashley Giles to take over. And not a great advertisement for Stuart Broad to get extra responsibility. The greatest beneficiary of the debacle has been Eoin Morgan, who has batted well and, by not being captain, his enhanced his credentials enormously.

It is a mess. And not too many people think that Ashley Giles is the man to fix it.